Relationship Advice - What Should I Do?

So I was in the mall last week looking at flat screen TVs. My wife had said that she did not want to go price comparing with me, since I always take too long.





While I was looking in the electronics store (at a 47'; LCD for 900 bucks), I thought I noticed my wife in the food court. As I started walking towards her, another man walked up beside her and put his arms around her. Wanting to give her the benefit of the doubt, I waited while they had a meal in the food court.





I then followed them to the movie theater, where they caught a movie. In the dark theater, I was able to sit close enough to them to hear their conversation. It seemed to me that they spent most of the movie flirting. I did overhear them say that they were going to go back to my house after the movie, so I left early and hid in our bedroom closet.





When they arrived at my house, they immediately proceeded upstairs and had what could only be described a deeply pornographic intercourse. Shocked, I remained quiet after they finished. The man left, and my wife fell asleep. I slinked out of the house and spent the rest of the afternoon drinking.





My question is this - is $900 a good price for a 47'; LCD TV?Relationship Advice - What Should I Do?
I would say yes....$900 is a good price assuming you got 120MhzRelationship Advice - What Should I Do?
movie ticket....$10





47'; LCD TV....$900





expression on your face when you realized you missed the sale on all electronics because you were too busy watching your wife get f*cked.....PRICELESS








*note: story would've been more feasible if your wife did not know you were at the mall already, comparing prices. why would she go the mall to cheat, knowing you are at the mall. but, overall, it was funny!
You're friggin hilarious dude.
Bait and switch eh? Thought it sounded scripted. Thanks for the laughs though.
hahahahahahahhahahahaa
Too bad you didn't have a video camera in the closet with you - you could be replaying that porn scene in high def!
I think $900 is better spent on your wife buddy
So how many times did you say you had to repeat third grade?





Was it 4?





Or 5?
sure.
its a good price if you are going to watch a movie like your story!
Yes, depending on the brand. :)
hahaha...





I'd say it's a great price.