The continuing saga of Simone (pronounced Sea-Mahn). OK...my on again/off again g/f Simone took a vow of chastity on Friday and now she is a nun living at the Saint Bernadette convent. Now things have gotten really weird. She has left several erotic messages on my voice mail about how she wants to get all ';down and dirty'; with me and all of these wild and crazy things she wants to do to me. It has gotten me all horny listening to these messages. My question is---she wants to meet tonight after Rosary. She wants me to sneak in to the convent disguised as a priest. She even gave me an alias. Father Patrick O'Brien! What should I do? I am really lusting for her! It gets me very excited thinking of her wearing her nun's habit. Please advise.Relationship advice! Please help?
Do it! Have you ever fornicated in a confessional? It's like one stop shopping, you sin, then gain absolution. It's a win-win situation.Relationship advice! Please help?
Um I really don't think your girl should be hypocritical while being a nun and that is not at all like a nun. You should convince her to come back to reality and then you two can role play nun and priest but at least it wouldn't be defacing the church
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